Link: http://www.robnewman.com/

Really, worth spending all your internet time here until you have looked through it all. Mini-bio:

Robert Newman was born in 1964. He is Greek-Cypriot, English, French and American. He has worked as a farmhand, warehouseman, house-painter, teacher, mail sorter, social worker, mover and broadcaster.

My bio already looks similar...if only i was as eloquent, polished, and,er, funny.